"First of all, stay calm," McGuinty said. "There's a real concern here, there's no doubt about that, but it's not a cause for undue alarm."
Well that's good enough for me. If Dalton says something, it has to be true.
29 April 2009
Help Me Dalton!
Not only is the swine flue killing everyone in Ontario, but we read in the news today that our ash trees are infested with a killer bug!
The Emerald Ash Borer is a busy little fellow (and fellette - no offence intended to the feminist beetle community). He/she is busy laying eggs in our ashes, and apparently the larvae are not good for the trees' quality of life; i.e. they die.
According to today's Ottawa Citizen, "There is no known practical way of stopping the bug, and if one isn't found, all ash trees in the city - about 25 per cent of all trees - are expected to die in 10 to 15 years. About 90,000 property owners in the city will be affected. Government officials estimate 30 to 40 per cent of all trees in Eastern Ontario are ash, and will suffer the same fate."
The situation is so bad in the Ottawa/Hull area that a quarantine has been imposed by the Ontario Ministry of Agriculture. Under the Plant Protection Act we can't remove ashes from their habitat for fear of spreading the problem. Basically we can't go dragging our ashes about without begin fined by the ash protection squad. I only hope these lads and laddettes will also stop the beetles from leaving the quarantine area. I'm sure when the little borers see the quarantinos and their barbwire perimeter fences, they'll think twice before leaving their partner beetles and little larvae in search of a new piece of ash.
Wait! I'm told by my sources that there is a remedy! It's called Bayer Advanced Garden Tree and Shrub Insect Control! Hallelujah!
Whew! that was close.
Wait! I'm told by my sources that Mother Dalton banned all insecticides on Earth Day last week.
Oh well, as any Canadian will tell ya when faced with a situation he/she finds boring, "What can you do?"
Indeed. It's only 30-40 per cent of the trees in the province that are in danger. It's not as if it's 100 per cent! And losing all those trees is actually a small price to pay, if it means Dalton McGuinty remains steadfast and true as he leads his P.O.O.s (Peasants Of Ontario) into the treeless, plantless, and lawnless 21st Century.
The Emerald Ash Borer is a busy little fellow (and fellette - no offence intended to the feminist beetle community). He/she is busy laying eggs in our ashes, and apparently the larvae are not good for the trees' quality of life; i.e. they die.
According to today's Ottawa Citizen, "There is no known practical way of stopping the bug, and if one isn't found, all ash trees in the city - about 25 per cent of all trees - are expected to die in 10 to 15 years. About 90,000 property owners in the city will be affected. Government officials estimate 30 to 40 per cent of all trees in Eastern Ontario are ash, and will suffer the same fate."
The situation is so bad in the Ottawa/Hull area that a quarantine has been imposed by the Ontario Ministry of Agriculture. Under the Plant Protection Act we can't remove ashes from their habitat for fear of spreading the problem. Basically we can't go dragging our ashes about without begin fined by the ash protection squad. I only hope these lads and laddettes will also stop the beetles from leaving the quarantine area. I'm sure when the little borers see the quarantinos and their barbwire perimeter fences, they'll think twice before leaving their partner beetles and little larvae in search of a new piece of ash.
Wait! I'm told by my sources that there is a remedy! It's called Bayer Advanced Garden Tree and Shrub Insect Control! Hallelujah!
Whew! that was close.
Wait! I'm told by my sources that Mother Dalton banned all insecticides on Earth Day last week.
Oh well, as any Canadian will tell ya when faced with a situation he/she finds boring, "What can you do?"
Indeed. It's only 30-40 per cent of the trees in the province that are in danger. It's not as if it's 100 per cent! And losing all those trees is actually a small price to pay, if it means Dalton McGuinty remains steadfast and true as he leads his P.O.O.s (Peasants Of Ontario) into the treeless, plantless, and lawnless 21st Century.
23 April 2009
Don't Try to Immigrate to Canada if You're an Obese PLANET KILLER!
Who woulda thunk it? Not only are obese people more responsible than the svelte for KILLING THE PLANET, they will be doubly responsible if they the decide to take up residence in Canada.
A luminary from the Population Institute of Canada tells the Ottawa Citizen today that overweight immigrants will bring nothing with them but a heavy (hee hee) burden on the planet, thanks to the extra greenhouse gases they are responsible for producing.
I'm trying to think of something funny to say, but there's no need. This is hilarious stuff. Too bad so many Canadian sheep buy into this nonsense.
Happy St. George's Day! (He was no fatty.)
A luminary from the Population Institute of Canada tells the Ottawa Citizen today that overweight immigrants will bring nothing with them but a heavy (hee hee) burden on the planet, thanks to the extra greenhouse gases they are responsible for producing.
I'm trying to think of something funny to say, but there's no need. This is hilarious stuff. Too bad so many Canadian sheep buy into this nonsense.
Happy St. George's Day! (He was no fatty.)
22 April 2009
Calling all members of Mountain Equipment Co-op!
What a week of achievement, and it's still only Hump Day!
This week the Swiss hosted the Durban 2 Jew Bashing Festival, Hitler and Lenin celebrated their birthdays, and fat people were told they were destroying the planet. And today we saw the usual gang of humourless limousine liberals beating their sculpted chests over Earth Day (Happy B-Day Vladimir!) and reminding their anxiety-laden schoolchildren to save the planet now or they'll all die.
To add to this week of noble pursuits and causes, it would seem that Mountain Equipment Co-op could be changing its business model. The purveyor of outdoorsy gear and garb is about to vote on taking a principled stand outside its purview of selling overpriced crap to unsuspecting snobs.
"How Happy? How? What principled stand might this be?", one might ask.
Well, one might answer that MEC, in all its wisdom, will "weigh in on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. A motion is expected to be presented next week at the retailer's annual general meeting in Vancouver, calling for a boycott of all products produced in Israel."
"We just don't think (Mountain Equipment Co-op) should be doing business with Israel until it changes its behaviour," said a well-educated BC teacher - ahem.
Now perhaps this vote may not go through, maybe it's all a tempest in a teapot and might be killed by common sense, but we can't sit by and let this happen. We must inform MEC that this is a disgusting and yes - un Canadian - stunt, especially from a business that claims to take the ethical high road in retail (if that means anything).
So please - help stop MEC now! Threaten to expose their loathsome behaviour and if you're a member, cancel your membership and spread the word to decent Canadians.
Start with the Ottawa branch!
This week the Swiss hosted the Durban 2 Jew Bashing Festival, Hitler and Lenin celebrated their birthdays, and fat people were told they were destroying the planet. And today we saw the usual gang of humourless limousine liberals beating their sculpted chests over Earth Day (Happy B-Day Vladimir!) and reminding their anxiety-laden schoolchildren to save the planet now or they'll all die.
To add to this week of noble pursuits and causes, it would seem that Mountain Equipment Co-op could be changing its business model. The purveyor of outdoorsy gear and garb is about to vote on taking a principled stand outside its purview of selling overpriced crap to unsuspecting snobs.
"How Happy? How? What principled stand might this be?", one might ask.
Well, one might answer that MEC, in all its wisdom, will "weigh in on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. A motion is expected to be presented next week at the retailer's annual general meeting in Vancouver, calling for a boycott of all products produced in Israel."
"We just don't think (Mountain Equipment Co-op) should be doing business with Israel until it changes its behaviour," said a well-educated BC teacher - ahem.
Now perhaps this vote may not go through, maybe it's all a tempest in a teapot and might be killed by common sense, but we can't sit by and let this happen. We must inform MEC that this is a disgusting and yes - un Canadian - stunt, especially from a business that claims to take the ethical high road in retail (if that means anything).
So please - help stop MEC now! Threaten to expose their loathsome behaviour and if you're a member, cancel your membership and spread the word to decent Canadians.
Start with the Ottawa branch!
21 April 2009
What does a group of Tamil protesters and Dalton McGuinty have in common?
NOTHING:
One is up front and honest about what it believes, whereas Dalton McGuinty is a disingenuous politician, who lies about tax increases and distracts the P.O.O. (Peasants Of Ontario) from important issues that he has no intention of dealing with in his lifetime (health care, the economy and education are just three little things that come to mind). Aside from raising taxes, Dalton's one "talent" is his obsession with bans - on things and certain types of behaviour - that he finds distasteful. (Of course, he'll tell us, in his trademark condescending way, that these control measures are all for the benefit of his P.O.O.)
This popped into my feeble little brain as I strode purposefully (and with alacrity, not to mention élan) down Wellington and Queen Streets this afternoon, surrounded by what seemed to be thousands of Tamil protesters returning to their homes and/or buses after their day on Parliament Hill.
I've been ranting to my friend about the way these protests have inconvenienced those who are trying to get around the downtown core; however, I will admit that the majority of protesters have been peaceful and respectful (if a little loud). Today there was a kind of carnival atmosphere as many were happily milling about, some in groups, others with their families, and most carrying Canadian flags. Now carrying a Canadian flag doesn't mean you're a great Canadian, and I haven't been in total agreement with what they've been doing; but they are not what I'd call an unruly mob of ne'er-do-wells looking for trouble. (Unlike, say, um, left wing - and usually white - "anarchists" who get violent at G20 summits, then when they're tired go home to rich mummy and daddy's for a nice cuppa.... But I digest.)
So I go home, kiss the life partner (with alacrity I must say), and turn on CJOH News at 6 for my dose of Max Keeping and the lady who seems embarrassed all the time. And there's the reminder that the ban on pesticides is fast approaching. So my thoughts turn once again to our loving Mother McGuinty.
"Our generation has taken to the cosmetic use of pesticide and I think that perhaps unwittingly, not realizing the dangers it represents to ourselves and most importantly to our children," our Benevolent Leader said. He makes these pronouncements in that annoying way that reminds his P.O.O. that he is the only good parent in Ontario, or possibly in all of Canada, or even the Planet (which he will show us how to save BTW). As Marni Soupcoff points out, cosmetic pesticides are approved for use by none other than Health Canada. Booze, ciggies and sleeping pills are worse for "our kids". So facts be damned. Just keep the P.O.O. on their toes!
So here is a plea to our Tamil-Canadian protesters. Please stay in Ottawa and switch the focus of your protests to include all things banned by Mother Dalton the Compassionate. I'll join you and march with pride (and alacrity), on the pesticide-free and grub-laden lawn of Parliament Hill.
One is up front and honest about what it believes, whereas Dalton McGuinty is a disingenuous politician, who lies about tax increases and distracts the P.O.O. (Peasants Of Ontario) from important issues that he has no intention of dealing with in his lifetime (health care, the economy and education are just three little things that come to mind). Aside from raising taxes, Dalton's one "talent" is his obsession with bans - on things and certain types of behaviour - that he finds distasteful. (Of course, he'll tell us, in his trademark condescending way, that these control measures are all for the benefit of his P.O.O.)
This popped into my feeble little brain as I strode purposefully (and with alacrity, not to mention élan) down Wellington and Queen Streets this afternoon, surrounded by what seemed to be thousands of Tamil protesters returning to their homes and/or buses after their day on Parliament Hill.
I've been ranting to my friend about the way these protests have inconvenienced those who are trying to get around the downtown core; however, I will admit that the majority of protesters have been peaceful and respectful (if a little loud). Today there was a kind of carnival atmosphere as many were happily milling about, some in groups, others with their families, and most carrying Canadian flags. Now carrying a Canadian flag doesn't mean you're a great Canadian, and I haven't been in total agreement with what they've been doing; but they are not what I'd call an unruly mob of ne'er-do-wells looking for trouble. (Unlike, say, um, left wing - and usually white - "anarchists" who get violent at G20 summits, then when they're tired go home to rich mummy and daddy's for a nice cuppa.... But I digest.)
So I go home, kiss the life partner (with alacrity I must say), and turn on CJOH News at 6 for my dose of Max Keeping and the lady who seems embarrassed all the time. And there's the reminder that the ban on pesticides is fast approaching. So my thoughts turn once again to our loving Mother McGuinty.
"Our generation has taken to the cosmetic use of pesticide and I think that perhaps unwittingly, not realizing the dangers it represents to ourselves and most importantly to our children," our Benevolent Leader said. He makes these pronouncements in that annoying way that reminds his P.O.O. that he is the only good parent in Ontario, or possibly in all of Canada, or even the Planet (which he will show us how to save BTW). As Marni Soupcoff points out, cosmetic pesticides are approved for use by none other than Health Canada. Booze, ciggies and sleeping pills are worse for "our kids". So facts be damned. Just keep the P.O.O. on their toes!
So here is a plea to our Tamil-Canadian protesters. Please stay in Ottawa and switch the focus of your protests to include all things banned by Mother Dalton the Compassionate. I'll join you and march with pride (and alacrity), on the pesticide-free and grub-laden lawn of Parliament Hill.
20 April 2009
I'd Walk a Mile for a Tamil (4)
So if you were a Tamil Canadian, impressing the hell out of your fellow citizens by blocking traffic in the nation's capital (the other capital, not the Quebec one), how would you welcome "your" Prime Minister home? Maybe you'd try increasing the number of protesters by a huge amount to make Ottawans even less sympathetic to your cause?
Well, kids, it looks like they'll be doing just that tomorrow. As the CTV website reports, "Organizers are predicting as many as 25,000 people in their ranks on Tuesday to coincide with Prime Minister Stephen Harper's return from the Summit of the Americas..."
This editorial hits the nail on the head.
For those bleeding hearts who are whinging that there are more important issues at stake than traffic - think again. The issue here is that whilst there may indeed be some residual sympathy for the oppressed Tamil population in Sri Lanka, their fellow (now Canadian) Tamils do them no favours by parading on Parliament Hill bearing the flags of a terrorist organization (the Tamil Tigers), and spilling out onto our roads to bring our city to a standstill. It is indeed an insult to the country that has welcomed these protesters and helped them establish lives in a safe and pseudo-democratic nation.
So to all you protesters (and their NDP supporters), stop the hunger strikes, get rid of the LTTE flags alongside MY Canadian flag, and then maybe we normal selfish Ottawans will pay your cause a little more respect.
Go Bruins!
Well, kids, it looks like they'll be doing just that tomorrow. As the CTV website reports, "Organizers are predicting as many as 25,000 people in their ranks on Tuesday to coincide with Prime Minister Stephen Harper's return from the Summit of the Americas..."
This editorial hits the nail on the head.
For those bleeding hearts who are whinging that there are more important issues at stake than traffic - think again. The issue here is that whilst there may indeed be some residual sympathy for the oppressed Tamil population in Sri Lanka, their fellow (now Canadian) Tamils do them no favours by parading on Parliament Hill bearing the flags of a terrorist organization (the Tamil Tigers), and spilling out onto our roads to bring our city to a standstill. It is indeed an insult to the country that has welcomed these protesters and helped them establish lives in a safe and pseudo-democratic nation.
So to all you protesters (and their NDP supporters), stop the hunger strikes, get rid of the LTTE flags alongside MY Canadian flag, and then maybe we normal selfish Ottawans will pay your cause a little more respect.
Go Bruins!
14 April 2009
Easter SEALS to the Rescue
Hallelujah lawdy lawdy lawdy and Hallelujah again!
The US Navy has sent three Somali pirates packing in a decisive (let's hope not isolated) victory for the forces of goodness and niceness over evilness and badness.
Obama finally authorized something that makes sense, and needed doing at a time when the rest of the civilized world (except France - God bless 'em) has pretty much let these pirates run amok in the waters off East Africa. Yes I know, NATO and other countries have ships patrolling, but it does a redneck's heart proud to see some of these criminals taken out but fer good.
And despite their bluster and threats that Americans will be in ever more danger, these brigands will probably think twice before they stop a US-registered ship to check out the merchandise.
The US Navy has sent three Somali pirates packing in a decisive (let's hope not isolated) victory for the forces of goodness and niceness over evilness and badness.
Obama finally authorized something that makes sense, and needed doing at a time when the rest of the civilized world (except France - God bless 'em) has pretty much let these pirates run amok in the waters off East Africa. Yes I know, NATO and other countries have ships patrolling, but it does a redneck's heart proud to see some of these criminals taken out but fer good.
And despite their bluster and threats that Americans will be in ever more danger, these brigands will probably think twice before they stop a US-registered ship to check out the merchandise.
To paraphrase a famous Monty Python sketch (inserted words in italics - my apologies to the parrot):
“This pirate is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the plank 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PIRATE!!”
Good news for the ex-pirates is that Marilyn Chambers has just kicked it as well, so when they all arrive at the Pearly Gates, or the Green Door, whichever the case, maybe she can take their minds off their failed venture? I'm just sayin'...
Anyway, well done US Navy and well done the boat's crew!
09 April 2009
I'd Walk a Mile for a Tamil (3)
I just watched the local CBC TV news and saw that there was a bit of a scuffle at the protest. The report mentioned that "one woman was injured". Another young(ish) woman claimed that a policeman pushed The Aforementioned Woman's head to make her back off. The young(ish) woman added that The Aforementioned Woman's nose was broken and there was blood everywhere.
Maybe that's true and if so that's too bad. But what do you think will be the main story tomorrow? "Police break elderly woman's nose"? Not that there is an illegal protest, nor that traffic was gridlocked, nor that this is pretty much turning into an illegal blockade.
Meanwhile, on CFRA radio, three city councillors were grilled by some guy named Rob Snow about the inaction of the police. Seems that the chief is away and nobody is too worried. The general attitude of these elected officials was along the lines of, "If Ottawans are upset, they need to say so to the police, not to the elected council." Only one councillor (a Bob Monette) seemed to be on the ball.
Oh, well. What can ya do eh? What's on the telly tonight luv?
Happy Passover/Easter!
Maybe that's true and if so that's too bad. But what do you think will be the main story tomorrow? "Police break elderly woman's nose"? Not that there is an illegal protest, nor that traffic was gridlocked, nor that this is pretty much turning into an illegal blockade.
Meanwhile, on CFRA radio, three city councillors were grilled by some guy named Rob Snow about the inaction of the police. Seems that the chief is away and nobody is too worried. The general attitude of these elected officials was along the lines of, "If Ottawans are upset, they need to say so to the police, not to the elected council." Only one councillor (a Bob Monette) seemed to be on the ball.
Oh, well. What can ya do eh? What's on the telly tonight luv?
Happy Passover/Easter!
I'd Walk a Mile for a Tamil (2)
Welcome to Day 3 of the Tamil protests.
Wellington Street (a main thoroughfare in Ottawa) is still closed for bidness. Many people are inconvenienced, and many are prevented from getting to work on time.
Assuming you have the correct cause, shutting down a street in Ottawa to protest is now perfectly legal. Police and city officials will allow this, unlike the neanderthals of yesteryear who believed in law and order, equal rights, etc. WARNING: Don't try to play street hockey, as that is illegal in Ottawa.
Oh well, as Ottawans say, "What can you do? It's no use complaining."
Yes, indeed. Complaining is so negative and like wrong. And voting out incompetent boobs who allow their citizens to be trod upon (see OC Transpo Strike) is like really really hard and takes time and like makes you get off your behind and like walk all the way down the street to like vote.
The usual care-nothing-do-nothing Canadians change the subject and say that the protest is necessary and legitimate. Fine. I support anyone's right to protest anytime they want. This is still a pseudo-democratic country after all. But do it on Parliament Hill; don't shut down my streets. It's not a parade.
The upside: OC Transpo has just pulled 40 brand new buses off the streets for unexpected maintenance, so the crappy service will be masked by the traffic problems caused by the protests.
08 April 2009
I’d walk a mile for a Tamil
Indeed, many happy Ottawans did just that yesterday and today.
I was happily nestled in the back seat of my eastbound OC Hellspo Red Rocket yesterday afternoon, enjoying the sights of the global-warming-produced April snow falling on our fair town. Suddenly I noticed in the oncoming lane the westbound queue of buses that extended at least a mile' There they were, like a parade of environmentally sound elephants (one a double decker!!), stopped bumper to bumper on the Transitway, waiting for someone to allow them to proceed.
According to some reports, waiting for (and in) buses became such an ordeal that people were walking from downtown to Hurdman Station; which is quite the trek, especially with the miserable weather we’ve been having.
A few of the usual grouchy (i.e. people who give a damn) talk show callers were upset last night, complaining that is going to hell in a handcart and nobody is in charge.
And how did our police respond? They pretty much told us that we should be prepared for more of the same today!
And guess what happened sho nuff? We got more of the same today!
Nothing was said about the illegality of bringing traffic to a standstill during rush hour. Just that we have to be patient.
Pray tell,
And life goes on in this sleepy little apathetic (emphasis on the pathetic) village.
06 April 2009
Dalton McGuinty Soothes Italians in Their Time of Need
Well, our fearless leader is out there again performing his heroics for the benefit - not only of his slopehead Ontario subjects (no offence to slopeheads) - but for the good citizens of Italia as well!
Here’s what the Great One stayed up all night writing then posting on his website:
“Ontarians were saddened to learn of the devastating earthquake in Italy. I spoke today with the Consul General of Italy in Toronto to express our concern and condolences on behalf of all Ontarians.
At this time, our deepest sympathies go out to those who have lost loved ones, and our thoughts and prayers are with those who are worried for the safety of family and friends.
Ontario has deep and enduring ties to Italy and its people. To the many families who have loved ones in this area, we offer our most sincere support to you during this time.
There will be difficult days ahead as rescue workers search for survivors, as communities rebuild and as families re-establish their lives. On behalf of all Ontarians, let us each offer whatever assistance we can to relief agencies and show our support in this time of great need.”
Hey Italy! We got your backs!
I can just picture the Italian Consul General, tears of gratitude streaming down his face, as Dalton consoles him over the phone. Then I can imagine the email from said C-G to Silvio Berlusconi (how many Ontarians even know who he is?), and more tears and hand-gesticulating as they agree that 'Daltonio McGuintio' is a saint of the highest order.
Honestly, is there anyone out there besides me who thinks this guy is a sleazeball of the highest order? I mean really, McGuilty has as much class as Peter Griffin, only Dalton actually takes himself seriously.
If I wasn’t living in Ontario I’d find him amusing. But he’s not. He imposes ruinous economic policies, punitive taxes, breaks promises, allows the health care system to rot, then keeps us peons distracted with his empty initiatives and announcements. This is just another meaningless gesture of his, aimed at taking the focus off his lack of constructive action on the big issues facing this province.
03 April 2009
Dalton for the Order of Canada
Reading Blue Like You's comments reminded me (yet again, unfortunately) of our premier's disregard for the people of Ontario. Why would he impose a tax on funerals and books for the blind?
Moot points anyway, because the dullard Ontario voters will never chuck this guy out of office; therefore Ontario deserves what it's getting. He'll probably get an Order of Canada down the road.
And lest we forget, don't miss the chance to relive some fond memories from the last election, of our very own kind and compassionate Dalton looking out for the little guy. Take your pick - they're all wonderful!
Moot points anyway, because the dullard Ontario voters will never chuck this guy out of office; therefore Ontario deserves what it's getting. He'll probably get an Order of Canada down the road.
And lest we forget, don't miss the chance to relive some fond memories from the last election, of our very own kind and compassionate Dalton looking out for the little guy. Take your pick - they're all wonderful!
01 April 2009
Hedy Days
So today I'm watching Politics with Don Newman (one of the few CBC TV shows worth watching) and who shows up on the "braaaaaaawwdcast" but Hedy! My favourite doctor! (Well, actually, Ruby Dhalla is my favourite, but Hedy's much sillier and therefore better for the ratings.) So I axes myself what are the chances that I'd be thinking about Hedy two days in a row? Er, um, usually none.
Anyway, the topic du jour today was the proposed Afghan legislation that will allow husbands to "have their way with their wives" and forbid them from leaving the house alone, etc. When I heard the news this morning my first though
ts were of the lefties who will crawl out of the woodwork to express their outrage at this turn of events (despite having kept pretty silent about all the other injustices that women suffer worldwide at the hands of tyrants, dictators, intolerant societies, etc.).Well sure enough both Hedy Fry ("Your Member of Parliament") and Dawn Black were preaching at Don and his loyal viewers that Canada had to do something about this terrible turn of events, it's an outrage that women over there are being treated this way, and so on and yadda yadda.
Now, I'm not one for telling another country how to run its affairs, but if we disagree with the way women are treated (and we should) , we should make clear our misgivings to the Afghan government.
However, where were these two fine defenders of women in the past? I'm not saying that the Dippers and Libs have been completely silent on the issue of womens' rights overseas, but I don't remember t
hem being as vocal about this issue until today.I'm sure it's just a coincidence that they're waking up now because Canada supports the Afghan government in its struggle to make Afghanistan a better and safer place. I'm sure these MPs are 100% sincere in their protests and will continue to scream from the rooftops next time we hear about women in Saudi Arabia or Darfur being ill treated. God bless 'em both (no offense).
Yep, and my father's the king of France.
It’s Hedy, not Hedley!
MEDIA RELEASE - Fry calls for urgent action on Snow Sport Helmet Safety!!
Boy, if only Hedy Fry were as funny as Harvey Korman was in Blazing Saddles, then we wouldn’t be able to poke fun at loony Liberals. And that would diminish all of us just a little as Canadians.
In her press release of 19 March, “The Honourable Dr. Hedy Fry, Member of Parliament for Vancouver-Centre and a physician” (wow, she’s not only a physician, but she plays one in Parliament!), basically calls upon the federal government to mandate obligatory helmet wearing for skiers. She effectively blames Stephen Harper for any more injuries or deaths on the slopes if her private member’s bill (introduced in March 2007) is not fast-tracked. “The recent serious brain injuries on Canada
Because, like, I guess it’s really urgent to get it through now, especially before summer melts all the snow.
What a Canadian Heroine (or is the feminization of the word “hero” offensive?). Freedom of speech, the economy, or whatever we silly conservatives think is important is not as important as this! And this coming from the physician/MP who so judiciously said in Parliament that crosses were burning on the lawns of Prince George BC
Skiing is a sport for those who have a bit of money, so they are presumably well-edumacated enough to know that a helmet might – might – prevent some injuries. But if they make a choice (and I think Hedy has always proclaimed her pro-choicery) not to protect their crania and they put their lives at risk so be it. Cull that thar herd!
And speaking of important causes for the politicians to get their knickers in a knot over, yesterday’s editorial in the National Post (“Three cheers for fast-acting pols”) shows us that where there’s a will in the Beaches neighbourhood of Toronto, there’s a way to git ‘er done for the people!
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